you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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