i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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