summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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