I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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