i don't like sucking hair
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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