okay pat passed out under dana's car
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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