Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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