The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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