we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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