Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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