just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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