those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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