We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
