listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Ketchup is God's man juice
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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