He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
this just has baby written all over it
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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