i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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