What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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