one two three fourrrrnication!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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