She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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