too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i drank out of a bidet.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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