I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I had to cum in my sink.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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