there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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