new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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