Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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