Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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