its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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