I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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