I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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