I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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