i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wish you could order shots online.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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