It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I skipped work to stalk him.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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