U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
