Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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