The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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