when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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