Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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