She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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