I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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