do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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