So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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