We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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