Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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