I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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