i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he was CRYING into my vagina
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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