Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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