I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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