I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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