i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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