Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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