I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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